Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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