How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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