great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
