For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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