So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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