But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
