New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
