mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You smell like a Billy Joel song
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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