maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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