The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i don't like sucking hair
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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