There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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