Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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