How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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