For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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