I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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