I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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