ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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