Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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