You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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