I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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