Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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