the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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