Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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