..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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