This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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