Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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