I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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