just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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