yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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