please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Jerry, you need to find god
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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