Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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