You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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