We tried having a conversation with our noses.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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