holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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