she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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