How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You're a waste of cheezeits
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So here I am, sexting at work.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
