absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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