Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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