big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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