I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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