A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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