i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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