check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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