he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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