Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We are all done wearing pants today
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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