turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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