This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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