does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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