Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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