Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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