...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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