i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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