i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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