too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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