The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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