return my video game
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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