turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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