i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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