:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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